A Jug of Wine, Facebook Graph Search--and Thou

We all know this Facebook graph search works. It's stalky creepy, but it works.
 


OK fine, so that search works, but this one doesn't? It's only one more parameter!
 
And, unlike searching for single females I went to high school with (which does work, but really who cares), yeah anyway, unlike that, this involves the real world. I'm... ummmm... asking for a friend.

All I'm saying is that some things are better in analog.